Remarkably efficient

The new Pacific Bell San Fernando Valley White Pages just came out...excuse me, that should be "Pacific Bell Presented by SBC, a Tiny Little Division of ConHugeCo." Anyway, instead of just stacking the phone books for the entire apartment complex down by the mailboxes like they have in the past, someone put a copy of the White Pages in front of every door in the complex.

Yes, every door, including doors leading to places that don't technically have phones in them, such as the stairwell and the custodial storage closet. (Phone Book Santa Claus did manage to miss the elevator, although I would argue that there's actually a greater chance of finding a telephone in an elevator than in a storage closet. They just don't have dials on them, which makes the use of a phone book problematic at best.)