She's like the wind

On the alt.fan.conan-obrien newsgroup, someone asked who the guests were going to be on July 16th because he was going to see the show that night. Someone else responded, and helpfully explained who the first guest was: "Patrick Swayze played the motivational speaker in 'Donnie Darko.'" I responded by pointing out that was like saying, "Orson Welles played one of the voices in the 'Transformers' movie," because that was the best comparison I could come up with on short notice.