How's the weather, whether or not we're together?

So is Doppler 4000 twice as powerful as Doppler 2000? And then that would make Doppler 7000 even more powerful than that? And what about Channel 11? Why don't they have Doppler 11000? That would be much more powerful! Maybe I need to move to a place with higher channel numbers so I can see just how powerful Doppler can be. Well, in Chicago, Channel 32 tries to pretend they don't really have a channel number, so they probably don't have Doppler 32000. Hey, the CBS affiliate in Milwaukee is Channel 58. Maybe they have Doppler 58000. I can't even imagine what that kind of power could do. Over in Detroit, the CBS affiliate on Channel 62 doesn't even have local news. Maybe the problem was that their Doppler 62000 was just too powerful. Maybe it picked up secret government installations, or life on other planets that scientists were trying to keep under wraps, or something like that. No wonder the digital TV spectrum is only going to go up to Channel 59.

Today was one of the three or four times a year there's actually noticeable rainfall throughout the Los Angeles area, so it was time for all the local TV stations to blow the dust off their weather radar.