Hail to the chief

How nice of Martin Sheen to take time out of his busy schedule of pretending to be the President of the United States and call me, personally, to suggest that I vote for all the Democratic Party candidates on Tuesday. Well, he didn't really talk to me personally, just left a message on my answering machine, but that was because I made the mistake of being at work early Friday afternoon. But, hey, maybe if enough Democrats are in office, I won't have to work anymore.

Now, why hasn't Arnold Schwarzenegger called me to talk about after-school activities for kids? I've seen more of his movies than Martin Sheen's.