We had quite the bonanza of celebrity sightings at a little Chicago-style eatery in Burbank at lunch on Thursday: Joe Mantegna and his Global Electric Motorcar, followed by Sean Hayes, his entourage, and his stretch limo. (Turns out, apparently, that the place is owned by Mr. and Mrs. Mantegna, so no wonder he was there.)

Despite the star power, my co-workers and I probably won't be going back there for our usual Thursday lunch, because the woman behind the counter chastised Joe for ordering a plain hot dog, as opposed to my "all the way" order. I guess I'll have to go back on my own; unfortunately, I'm so horrible at recognizing celebrities that Zach Braff could say to me, "Hi, I'm Zach Braff. Do you have any extra napkins?", and I still wouldn't recognize him. No, wait, who's somebody I'd rather see who's actually from Chicago? Jim Belushi. Although I probably would recognize him because I've seen his show (unlike the shows that feature Joe Mantegna, Sean Hayes, and Zach Braff). Jim Belushi can ask me for extra napkins anytime.