For the unused portion of my TV Guide subscription, I got a refund check for $53.13 -- "53" and "13" clearly to honor two of the most prominent stations in the now-deceased Pittsburgh Metropolitan Edition, "WPGH (Fox)" and "WQED (PBS)" -- actually, I have some copies of the Pittsburgh edition that are old enough that it's WQED (Educ.), and WPGH is nonexistent. And by "prominent," I mean "actually in Pittsburgh, unlike all those stations from Altoona and Youngstown and Wheeling that counted as neither 'Pittsburgh' nor 'metropolitan,' except that the station in Steubenville came in pretty well in my apartment with rabbit ears."

So, any thoughts on how I should spend this windfall?